Ooh That Smell

At some time, we have all experienced the passing of gas, tootin', blowin' wind, farting, whatever you want to call it ~ The word fart was coined in 1632, defined as “to send forth as wind from the anus.” And we all have our moments because if we didn’t, we’d explode 😊

 In fact. 9.41 million gallons of human farts are released into our atmosphere daily. When you factor in that the average person farts 14 times in a day, times that by 7.125 billion people, and divide by 86,400 seconds in a day, you end up with a grand total of 1,158,564 farts every second. That’s 100 billion daily!

 Men may have louder butt-bombs while due to higher hydrogen sulfide content, female farts smell worse than male farts on average. Yet the most prolific farters in the animal kingdom are termites. Due to a hearty diet of wood, termites eject ungodly volumes of butt gas. It is estimated they are responsible for  11 percent of global methane emissions. That’s more than every car on the planet. A close second are camels, and a close third are zebras.

 But we humans share one common thing when it comes to farting ~ lack of ownership. That’s right. Usually, the first thing we do after farting is blame someone else ~ our significant other, children, grandchildren, strangers or pets. Unless your pet is a bird, birds don't fart 😊 Why can't we just take ownership of our farts ~ Yeah baby that was me! Think about it… we should never lie about passing gas ~ if we do, people might think that's our regular smell 😊

                                              Peace & Love